How did you get in here?

Hi. I'm Izan, 21.
"You are who you are when no one is looking."

  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

(via heart)

code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

(Source: dechirement, via ant0rm)

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

(via forgave)